Funny Onesies, Hipster Baby Clothes

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You're the best, and theres nothing wrong with telling the world. You went through a lot to get here, so why not tell everyone that you are the Michael Phelps of conception? Always remember, its not cocky if you can back it up!

Twin set also available:

All of our Designs are printed on either a blank no brand baby onesie, Child of Mine, Gerber baby onesie, or Carter's baby bodysuit and have heat transfer vinyl cut and applied via a commercial grade heat press. The vinyl is certified by CPSIA standards to be safe for babies and kids.

Your orders are made to order. Therefore, due to the nature of the orders, we will not accept returns or refunds because of minor color differences on the designs, or if you made a mistake on any of the information you gave us regarding the detail.

Please leave a note at check out what onesie you prefer, otherwise, we will send you whatever we have in stock.

Bodysuits are also available in long sleeves, sizes are from newborn- 24 months. We can also print any of the designs on a t-shirt. We offer toddler sizes from 2t,3t,4t, youth xs (4-6) and youth small (6-8).

ONESIE Size Recommendations:
Newborn - 5-8 pounds
3 months - 8-12 pounds
6 months - 12-16 pounds
9 months - 16-20 pounds
12 months - 20-24 pounds
18 months - 24-28 pounds
24 months - 28-32 pounds

We take pride in making our orders perfect while providing a fun experience for everyone. Have confidence when ordering with us. We are here to help you with any unique needs, whatever they may be!

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Thank you for shopping at Dynamic Design House!
-Jeff and Gina (owners)

How long does shipping take?

All Items ship within 1-4 business days and Most of our products are custom made and printed on demand. It usually takes a few days for your order to get printed and shipped. In some cases, it could take 1 - 4 weeks for your order to reach your address.

You have 30 days to return your items if you are not 100% happy. Please read our policies for more information about our returns process below

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Where are your products from?
All of our current suppliers are located in China. We ship directly from our manufacturers to save our customers an additional shipping + packaging cost.